APART FROM MIKE THERE IS NO ONE MISSING GUINNESS AS MUCH AS ME BUT, AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT THERE ARE PLUS SIDES.
- THE FLOOR IS NOT A COVERING OF GINGER HAIR ( HOWEVER IT IS VERY HARD TO MAKE THE HOUSE HAIR FREE)
- THE POST IS OPENED INTACT AND NOT CHEWED
- JAMES SLEEPS SOUNDLY WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS AT THE DOOR AS THERE IS NO BARKING
- I DONT HAVE TO WATCH ANYONE HAVING A WEE OR A POO IN THE GARDEN (APART FROM MIKE WHEM HE'S DRUNK! WHY DID I MARRY HIM?!!)
- I DONT GET SLOBBERED ON BY ANYONE WHEN THEY'VE HAD A DRINK (SEE BRACKET COMMENT ABOVE!)
HOWEVER.......
THE DOWN SIDES,
- MIKE IS A MISERABLE GIT AND I DONT THINK HE'LL EVER GET OVER IT
- I'LL NOT KNOW IF BILLY BURGALER IS IN THE HOUSE TILL HE HAS LEFT WITH ALL MY STUFF
- I CANT USE THE DOG AS A BARGAINING TOOL WITH MIKE
- I MISS HIS CUDDLY SOFT FUR
- I MISS HIS BIG BROWN EYES
- I KEEP FORGETTING TO FEED THE CATS AT 7PM COS HE'S NOT THERE TO REMIND ME ITS FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO
BUT, WHAT DO YOU DO. JAMES IS THE PRIORITY AND GUINNESS IS IN A GOOD PLACE AT ANDREWS BUT IT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PETS ARE REALLY PART OF THE FAMILY AND WE HAVE BOTH HAD OUR LEFT ARMS CUT OFF, ESPECIALLY MIKE.
SORRY DARLING, BUT YOU KNOW ITS FOR THE BEST!
2 comments:
Oh! I feel for you & for Michael too but i the longer term it is a good idea.
Can Michael borrow him back to go on walks???
he can, but he won't. partly because he would have to give him back and probably because it means exercise!!!
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